I was in a cafe in my local 'big' town earlier today. Late for lunch. I'd already been into four places where, after waiting for a few minutes at the head of the queue without any acknowledgement from the busy staff, I walked out. Frustrated I set off down the high street really not relishing a pre-packaged sandwich nor waiting the 30 minutes it would take me to get home. "Pasty", I thought. "Shouldn't eat wheat but needs must", I thought as I walked into a cafe that speacial